The Daily/ Weekly/ Whenever I update them Quotes

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid"

-Han Solo (Harrison Ford, Star Wars "A New Hope")

Have i LIED to you?
.....i mean, in this ROOM?
GLaDOS (Character from Valves' "Portal" Video Game)

A Hunch is Creativity trying to tell you something.

-Frank Capra (Director of "It's a Wonderful Life")

"They are the best,

and they specialize in the ridiculous."

-Captain Sosa ("The A-Team")

"I LOVE Deadlines.

I love the sound they make as they Whoosh past."

-Douglas Adams (Introduction to his book "The Salmon of Doubt")

"Comedian because I'm not afraid to tell bad jokes, storyteller to show beauty in pain, filmmaker because I can edit my mistakes & a Christian because I'm aware of them."

Isaac Deitz (film maker on Twitter, on Youtube)

"Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer."

Dan Brown (Author of "Digital Fortress" and "The Da Vinci Code")

"Fairy tales are more than true:
                                     Not because they tell us that dragons exist,
    but because they tell us that dragons Can Be Beaten."
      Neil Gaiman (Author of the book "Coraline")

I don't know what to say,

so I'll just say what's in my heart . . . Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
Mel Brooks (Director of "Spaceballs" and "Robin Hood; Men in Tights")

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Harry managed to make a fly zoom straight into his hand, though he wasn't entirely sure this was because of his prowess at Summoning Charms; perhaps the fly was just stupid.

J.K Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death.

Cressida Cowell (Author of the childrens book "How to Train Your Dragon")

I feel like I'm a filmmaker; I don't feel I need to yell action and cut.

John Cusack (Actor from "1408" and "2012")

“If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.”

         -Jack Handy

Ask not what you can do for your country.
                                          Ask what's for lunch.
Orson Welles (Voice of Ronald Adams in the classic                                     radio story "The Hitchhiker")

I had pictured myself as a filmmaker but I had never pictured myself as a director if that makes any sense at all.

-James Cameron (Director of "Avatar")

All the things we want are behind closed doors.
-Evon Fynreel (fake inspirational speaker from the GM film "Closed Doors")

I dream for a living.

-Steven Spielberg

“One person's crazyness is another person's reality.”

-Tim Burton

"We all have the same story; you were born, you lived a while, then you died. It's HOW you tell it that makes us all so unique."

“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.”

-Jack Handey

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

-Jack Handey

You know your 3D movie is going terribly wrong

When you can FEEL the dynamite in the monitor.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

So on Easter, take a lot of baskets to the hunt.

Two lefts ASSUREDLY do not make a right.

... They make a U-turn.

Did you know I can tell the future? Here's your fortune:

"You are about to read the next two words." Told you!

Inertia, momentum, and centripetal force all make the world go round. But we like to feel we help with that in some way.